Tuesday, July 27, 2010
DUBRANTS: Dubra Cancels Cablevision Dear Cablevision, You are an awful and terrible television and internet service!!! Internet - the signal is week and drops sporadically and some people cannot even connect to it! I had a girl over recently who needed to use the internet on her computer to receive a work email and she could not connect; let me explain something to you cablevision: It has been several months, several months of blue balls, several months of cold showers, several months of laying awake at night wondering what in the world a Dubra’s gotta do to get a little play. This brings us back to the scenario of the girl not being able to use the internet, I had gotten her back to the apartment cablevision, that should be the hard part, and then you go and screw it up by having a service which is impossible to sign onto! I won’t even go into how badly you’ve damaged the speed at which I can pirate music and movies…  Television - This is where the cake has been stolen and eaten in front of me. Not only did you blueball me but when I turned to the great American past time, television, you made the process of turning on a simple program excruciating! The response time of the remote is equivalent to that of a coma patient, I change the channel to what I want to watch and leave the room to go make a sandwich because I love sandwiches and its going to take that long for the channel to change! Using the channel guide to see what’s on other channels is such a long process that by the time you’ve scrolled through them and found a desired program the show is over so you always have to be looking to the next 30-minute block for what’s GOING to be on. And GOD FORBID you accidentally hit the wrong button when changing the channel and it goes to the wrong channel, just give up on whatever you were watching, by the time you get back to it there will be 5 minutes left.  Thank you cablevision for wasting my time, making me miss the 2 or 3 good shows actually on television, constant aggravation, slow download speeds, not having an acceptable channel selection, and above all else, thanks for the blue balls…I hate Verizon with every ounce of strength I posses but you are such a worthless service that I’m calling to let their horrible customer service reps tell me how I’m contractually screwed and stuck with them forever, but at least I’ll be able to change the channel.  Fuck Off,Dubra   

DUBRANTS: Dubra Cancels Cablevision

Dear Cablevision,

You are an awful and terrible television and internet service!!!

Internet - the signal is week and drops sporadically and some people cannot even connect to it! I had a girl over recently who needed to use the internet on her computer to receive a work email and she could not connect; let me explain something to you cablevision: It has been several months, several months of blue balls, several months of cold showers, several months of laying awake at night wondering what in the world a Dubra’s gotta do to get a little play.

This brings us back to the scenario of the girl not being able to use the internet, I had gotten her back to the apartment cablevision, that should be the hard part, and then you go and screw it up by having a service which is impossible to sign onto! I won’t even go into how badly you’ve damaged the speed at which I can pirate music and movies… 

Television - This is where the cake has been stolen and eaten in front of me. Not only did you blueball me but when I turned to the great American past time, television, you made the process of turning on a simple program excruciating! The response time of the remote is equivalent to that of a coma patient, I change the channel to what I want to watch and leave the room to go make a sandwich because I love sandwiches and its going to take that long for the channel to change!

Using the channel guide to see what’s on other channels is such a long process that by the time you’ve scrolled through them and found a desired program the show is over so you always have to be looking to the next 30-minute block for what’s GOING to be on. And GOD FORBID you accidentally hit the wrong button when changing the channel and it goes to the wrong channel, just give up on whatever you were watching, by the time you get back to it there will be 5 minutes left. 

Thank you cablevision for wasting my time, making me miss the 2 or 3 good shows actually on television, constant aggravation, slow download speeds, not having an acceptable channel selection, and above all else, thanks for the blue balls…I hate Verizon with every ounce of strength I posses but you are such a worthless service that I’m calling to let their horrible customer service reps tell me how I’m contractually screwed and stuck with them forever, but at least I’ll be able to change the channel. 

Fuck Off,
Dubra 

 

Posted at 12:32 PM

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