The following entry was written entirely by DubraDave. FYI: No college girls were harmed during the writing of this entry:

Dear Loyal DubraDave Followers,

Today is Boone’s Day, and as such is a very important day for me. What is Boone’s Day you ask? What a silly question. Boone’s Day is the first day following the harshness of the winter months that reaches over 80 degrees (Fahrenheit of course, Screw you….rest of the world!). The “Why” aspect of the Boone’s Day celebration is self explanatory but to name just a few reasons:  

• This marks “Skirt Weather” being in full effect (Which everyone enjoys!)
• From Boone’s Day on its OK to wear cargo shorts any day, regardless of that day’s temperature. Also, sandals with jeans are now once again acceptable everywhere (opposed to only being acceptable at DMB concerts.)
  
• Lastly, Boone’s Day generally coincides very closely with opening day of baseball. Oh yeah!!!!!
  

 This brings us to the “How” with regards to the Boone’s Day celebration and I retort by saying: “How Else!?” Skip work that day, start a huge bonfire (Preferably using an old couch for firewood), buy a shit-ton of Boone’s Farm, invite all the girls in their skirts over, set up some beer pong, flip-cup, and Beer Die, and start slamming, it’s Boone’s Day for Christ’s Sake!!! WHooooooooooo!!!!!  

Regards,  

Dubra