Prior to each meal, DubraDave prays to the Gods of Gravy, hoping the magical juices are presented before him.
When DubraDave tells you “he’s tight with Snoop Dogg,” take the statement with a grain of salt.
DubraDave prefers to drink from nips, as they make his extremities appear larger.
Now why would he want to do such a thing???
He makes those good pics go bad.
DubraDave’s pre-bed routine consists of the following:
• a glass of warm milk • some light romance-novel reading • a violent roll around the backyard
Bros Before Hoes // Rain, Shine or Snow
Texts From DubraDave Dot Com
DubraDave’s right forearm is unusually stronger than his left. Let me put it this way: It’s not because he worked in an ice cream parlor.
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